Counting Skeletons

What's in your closet?

Bone Head

(Lead Vocals - Carcass in front): 

“Not that different from a modern chimp, capable of sounds signifying pleasure or warning,” Bone's evolution of the singing voice was a tool for servicing relationships in larger groups, promoting calmness and understanding and perhaps not dissimilar to the purring of a cat.


The Voices in my Head!

Bon "E" Phish

(guitar/vocals - bone deaf): 

Like most guitarist, Bon learned to play the guitar to impress the girls. Turns out even that couldn't overcome his really bad personality. He is believed to be one of the most sought after musicians in the area due to the fact that he owes a lot of people money.

Offer to buy him a shot of bourbon and you to, can have the honor of being his number one best friend!

Eric Wilms

Phred "Big Bones" McAllister

(4 String Racket Maker/Vocals): 

Phred was found thumping on a knacker in the alley for knicking his dole money. When we saw him we said, "Heya Bones, why don't you thump on a washtub bass instead of that poor sod?"

Phred, being no shaper, said "I'm not going to make no scene with that single string racket-maker. Give me four strings and I'll show you how to crack the concrete." After some convincing, and a round of Dewar's, he agreed to join the band. 

Gawtellpuss, now we can't get rid of him. Here's to our sanity and our good name.



Sticksen Bones

(Dead Behind the Skins):

Not rich, and he plays the drums, that's pretty much Sticksens. Ever since He was a tiny boy, he didn't need no toy, he just took an old coffee can and banged on that thing til he got blisters on his hands! Now Everyday when he gets home from work, feeling frustrated (He still lives with his Mom) He gets out his sticks, goes to the shed and pounds on those drums like they were rentals. SOME drummers have shaky time so, be careful- you could lose a lot, with a drummer like Sticksens.


The Bass Drum is connected to the ankle bone.

Bare Bones Bernard (B3)

(Guitars/Vocals/Misc Noise): 

Born a real "wild child" and raised by a wolf pack, Bernard found playing guitar soothed the beast within.
Drifting in and out of acoustic bands for years, joining Counting Skeleton's allowed B3 to empty his closet full of electronic guitar gear!

While you might not see him "All crazy" on the stage, rest assured, His chops are!


Have Capo, Will Travel!

Dead Ear

(Sound and Lights): 

Starting out as a Paranormal Ghost Chaser, Dead Ear needed to buy a lot of weird technology. Not getting a lot of calls for using that technology he thought he'd search for dead soul on his own. What better place to look for the walking dead then a rock band?!


Sure, one more take, THEN can I go home?